The Mango Rating System

Movies, products, restaurants, and books are ranked on a scale of 1 to 10 mangoes, with 10 (obviously) being the best!

0 mangoes – so very bad that we only mention it so that you can avoid it, death is better

1 mango – really, really awful, avoid at all costs, could not finish or maybe threw up

3 mangoes – meh

5 mangoes – good not great, didn’t hate but we won’t exactly be regulars

7 mangoes – really good!

9 mangoes – amazing, highly recommended, you must try this thing

10 mangoes – the best of the best of the best, sir!  With honors!

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