Movies, products, restaurants, and books are ranked on a scale of 1 to 10 mangoes, with 10 (obviously) being the best!
0 mangoes – so very bad that we only mention it so that you can avoid it, death is better
1 mango – really, really awful, avoid at all costs, could not finish or maybe threw up
3 mangoes – meh
5 mangoes – good not great, didn’t hate but we won’t exactly be regulars
7 mangoes – really good!
9 mangoes – amazing, highly recommended, you must try this thing
10 mangoes – the best of the best of the best, sir! With honors!